1. Nicholas Cage Sequin Pillow
Speaking as a person that legitimately owns a pillow with Nicholas Cage’s face on it, I didn’t think this was that weird, but a quick poll of the rest of the team has me overruled. What more is there to say? It’s a sequin pillow that has a picture of Nicholas Cage’s face on it. Of course, if you want to hide it from guests, you can just flip all the sequins to the colored side to turn his Face Off.
2. Cybershoes
Wake up Neo, the Matrix has you. If you’ve ever sat there with your VR headset on and thought “urgh, why do I have to move using a controller, this is so immersion breaking” then we’ve got the Prime Day deal for you - the Cybershoes for Quest Standalone and SteamVR. This is a “foot-based VR movement system” that works with a decent library of VR games including DOOM VFR and Half Life Alyx.
3. Toilet Night Light
If your kids are scared of going to the bathroom at night, then we’ve got the solution to your problems - a night light that sits inside your toilet bowl to illuminate your way. It’s motion sensor activated and comes with nine color options. Now the obvious question to ask right away here is why? Why is this a thing? Does my butt really need an underglow when I’m in the bathroom? But then we remembered all the times that we’ve gone to the bathroom late at night, turned on the light and flashbanged ourselves. This eliminates that problem. You get a nice, soft light that lets you know where the toilet is, which means less mess, less noise as you fumble around in the dark, and less temporarily blinding yourself with bright lights at 2am.
4. Hamster hammock
Do you ever feel bad for your little pet hamster, stuck in their cage with nothing to do? Maybe they’ve got a little hamster wheel and a few toys, but they’re still going to get bored out of their little minds. Well then why not take their mind off it with this jungle themed hamster hammock and play set?
5. Handi Squirrel
Turn your hand into an eldritch nightmare with the Handi Squirrel. Seriously, what is this thing? The Handi Squirrel comes with four disembodied squirrel arms and a severed squirrel head that you attach to your fingers to make a nightmare puppet show that will surely haunt your children for the rest of their days.
6. Useless Box
7. Novelty Face Bank
Back to the nightmare fuel we go, this time with the Youngine Novelty Face Bank which is a delightful piggy bank that kids can save their money in - all they have to do is feed the cash through the gaping maw of this creepy face. It comes in three different colors, with two different facial expressions for each color. All of them are horrifying.
8. A box of pizza socks
Still though, we have to say we’re thoroughly impressed that they’ve managed to arrange the socks to look like an actual pizza inside the box. If you’re going to do something bizarre and pointless, you might as well do it with style.
9. Electrical Outlet Earrings
There is no better way to show that you’re plugged in and switched on when it comes to fashion than these stylish electrical outlet earrings. They do also look a bit like spooky ghost faces too, so they can work double duty around Halloween.
10. Thanos Swimsuit
It was inevitable (opens in new tab).
